- The lyrics to Frère Jacques;
- The original author/composer of Frère Jacques;
- Marcel Proust;
- World War I;
- World War II;
- Croissants;
- French Fries;
- Wine;
- Berets;
- Mustaches;
- Onion soup;
- The Guillotine;
- Hexagons;
- Edith Piaf;
- Other pastries
- Napoleon; and
- Kings.
Things I actually consider myself to be an expert on:
- Croissants;
- Other pastries; and
- Mustaches.
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Pick up your feet.
It’s not 6:30 a.m.
You’re not going to the kitchen to get some coffee.
Pick up your feet.
Uggs are not that heavy.
You are just lazy.
What are those?
Chanel sunglasses?
Pick up your feet.
Get off the phone.
Why are you even going to class?
Daddy is going to get you a job anywhere you want one anyway.
You don’t need to go.
Then I wouldn’t have to hear you dragging your Uggs.
I wouldn’t have to hear you talking to your girlfriends.
I wouldn’t have to see your Chanel sunglasses, your Uggs, your stretch pants, your Northface fleece.
Go home.
Get drunk.
You want to do that anyway.
Pick up your feet!
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