Je suis troublée.

NO.  After 9 p.m. there are NO BUS TICKETS SOLD IN MILWAUKEE.

Why?

Because apparently, all people should be available to purchase tickets before 9 everyday.  It’s bad enough that bus tickets are $2 if you pay at the bus.  If I can JUST BUY A PACKET OF 10 for $16 at the grocery store, I’d really appreciate that.

My guess is that it’s too dangerous to be selling tickets after 9 because people who ride the bus are scary!!!!

IT’S TRUE.

I AM SCARY.  AND NOW.

Now I will walk to work at 6:30 a.m. to get to work by 8.  Because I only have $20, and the bus drivers, ODDLY!!!  don’t give change!!!!

THANK YOU, MILWAUKEE COUNTY!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t drive my car because construction workers are blocking it with their heaps of gravel and dump trucks.

THANKS AGAIN, MILWAUKEE COUNTY!!!!!!

It’s my birthday today.  And you wanna know how I’m celebrating?

I’m buying some new smokey chipo-tul chicken from KFC.

And you know what else?

It’s going to taste awesome.

Awesome chicken.

I won’t have to see any prostitutes today either because I’m blowing this popsicle stand!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!

It’s true.  I used to work at GAP.

At this time, 1999-2000, jean jackets were the “thing.”

The whole ensemble required black boots, black capris, and the jean jacket.

This “hit” outfit was “awesome” almost 10 years ago.

It’s not awesome anymore.  It wasn’t even that awesome then.

I see it.  Probably 2 times a day.  She’s wearing the outfit, she has frosted highlights in her short hair that is flipped out at the bottom.  Heavy make up, and usually thinks she’s hot.

You’re not hot.

It’s 2007.  Practically 2008.

You probably work at the bank.

I can’t get married without $25,000.

I can take pictures of Ford Probes without $25,000.

I’d like to note that this was one of three Ford Probes found all within a one block vicinity of my church…

We had just taken a picture of a parked Probe when this one flew by me.

Weird. And sad.

I walk to work. I never noticed it before. Walking down Van Buren, I was attacked.

One man walked by: long, black leather jacket

Another man exits apartment, enters Toyota Celica: short black bomber jacket

Third man exits nicer apartment, steps into silver Audi: short black, as normal as can be, leather jacket…

Several male students exit dormitories, slowly walk to MSOE: second hand leather jackets

I don’t date men in Milwaukee.