Things People Assume I am an Expert in because I have a Masters in French Studies:

January 4, 2008 at 9:08 am (school is for hookers!) (, , )

  • The lyrics to Frère Jacques;
  • The original author/composer of Frère Jacques;
  • Marcel Proust;
  • World War I;
  • World War II;
  • Croissants;
  • French Fries;
  • Wine;
  • Berets;
  • Mustaches;
  • Onion soup;
  • The Guillotine;
  • Hexagons;
  • Edith Piaf;
  • Other pastries
  • Napoleon; and
  • Kings.

Things I actually consider myself to be an expert on:

  • Croissants;
  • Other pastries; and
  • Mustaches.

7 Comments

  1. robola said,

    January 7, 2008 at 10:32 am

    So it wasn’t your professional opinion when you told me that beret made me look gay?

  2. kerithiverson said,

    January 7, 2008 at 10:34 am

    No, but it was my professional opinion when I told you what wax you should be using on your mustache.

  3. vanderslice said,

    January 13, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    hahaha.

    you are an expert in many things.

    people assume that because i love photography that i love anne geddes.
    and i give that a big fat question mark.

  4. Chuckles said,

    February 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    I am an expert in sounding like an expert.

  5. kerithiverson said,

    February 8, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    now, see…that…that just killed anything funny about my blog.

    anything remotely funny is now useless.

    useless.

    i don’t even know why i get up in the morning.

    goodbye, world.

    :*********************(

  6. brianbattle said,

    April 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    what do hexagon’s have to do with speaking French? Is it some DiVinci Code thing?

  7. kerithiverson said,

    April 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    OMG, brianbattle!!!!

    france is shaped like a hexagon.

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